On a positive note I’ve learned that:- I’ve learned that:- no matter what happens, how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. I’ve learned that:- you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles four things: a rainy day, the>>>
HOW TO MAKE A MAN / WOMAN HAPPY HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Feed him 2. Sleep with him 3. Leave him with peace 4. Don’t check his phone (Msgs) 5. Don’t bother him with his movements So what’s so hard about that? “He had heard that>>>
Why Women Cry? Just …..Watch her eyes Why Women Cry? Just …..Watch her eyes A little boy asked his mother, “Why are you crying?” “Because I’m a woman , “ she told him. “I don’t understand , ” he said. His Mom just hugged him and said , “And>>>
Perspective Perspective ….One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor>>>
The Chase… The Game of Survival The Game of Survival… The Bear, (1988) known as L’Ours in its original release, is a feature film directed by The Game of Survival… The Bear, (1988) known as L’Ours in its original release, is a feature film directed by Jean-Jacques Annaud. The screenplay by>>>
Fifty Bucks is Fifty Bucks! Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, And every year Buddy would say, ‘Edna, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.’ Edna always replied,’I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,And fifty bucks is fifty bucks’One year>>>
You have 6 Minutes! ~ 21 Useful comments on LIFE 1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. 2. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as>>>
Earth gets its price “Earth gets its price for what Earth gives us, The beggar is taxed for a corner to die in, The priest hath his fee who comes and shrives us, We bargain for the graves we lie in;>>>
A HOMELESS MAN’S FUNERAL As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the Kentucky back>>>
Lessons in Logic If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity. I was born intelligent – education ruined me. Practice makes perfect….. But nobody’s perfect……. so why practice? If it’s>>>