If LIZARDS CAN, WHY CAN’T WE? If A LIZARD CAN, WHY CAN’T WE? In order to renovate the house, someone in Japan breaks open the wall. Japanese houses normally have a hollow space between the wooden walls. When tearing down the walls, he found that there was a lizard stuck there because a>>>
WALKING THE DOG Would you like to stretch your legs? A WOMAN was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.>>>
Duck Or Chicken ??? “Quak, Quak, Quak” There is this couple who decided to take a walk in the park after a nice dinner. As they are walking, they heard the sound that goes, “Quak, Quak, Quak”. The lady goes, “That must be a chicken!”. The guy knowing that its>>>
Life Explained…by an MBA Graduate A boat docked in a tiny Mexican fishing village. A tourist complimented the local fishermen on the quality of their fish and asked how long it took him to catch them. “Not very long.” they answered in unison. “Why didn’t you stay out longer>>>
The “I Can’t” Funeral Donna’s fourth-grade classroom looked like many others I had seen in the past. Students sat in five rows of six desks. The teacher’s desk was in the front and faced the students. The bulletin board featured student work. In most respects it appeared to be a>>>
The story is told of an African King …”this is good!” The story is told of an African King …”this is good!” who had a close friend with whom he grew up. The friend had a habit of looking at every situation that ever occurred in his life (positive or negative)>>>
ATTITUDE IS EVERYTHING …!!!!
Your attitude towards life defines not only who you are, but the quality of life you are after.
Whatever it is that has been bugging you, doesn’t seem so bad anymore, does it?
If only we all could have the spirit that this little boy has!
Classic Insights: I love first graders Today’s Humor… 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It’s hard to believe these were>>>
Live for today, for tomorrow is promised to no-one A friend of mine opened his wife’s underwear drawer and picked up a silk paper wrapped package: ‘This, – he said – isn’t any ordinary package.’ He unwrapped the box and stared at both the silk paper and the box. ‘She>>>
Feeling unappreciated? Feeling unappreciated? Things Got Ya Down? Well Then, Consider These . . … In a hospital’s Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had>>>