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Lessons in Logic

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If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity.    

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I was born intelligent – education ruined me.  

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Practice makes perfect….. But nobody’s perfect……. so why practice?  

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If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?  

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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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How come “abbreviated” is such a long word?  

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Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.  

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One should love animals. They are so tasty.  

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.  

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The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise.  

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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.  

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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.  

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“Your future depends on your dreams” So go to sleep    

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There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning  

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“Hard work never killed anybody” But why take the risk  

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“Work fascinates me” I can look at it for hours  

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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

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             The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn.  

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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station…. what more can I say……..

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Author ~ Unknown.

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Have an awesome day…!!

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 Thought for TODAY:~ “The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing.” ~ Albert Einstein

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” There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And then there is California.”

 

~  Edward Abbey

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